Put A Rock On It Festival
Events include:
Concert
Featuring Music by Paperboy and Sissor Sisters
with special guest Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
"All well bred men should have mastered the art of singing and dancing."
Stone Lifting Compition
Do you think life isn't complete without a lingering back issue. Then come wrench, jerk, tug, pull, twist, yank a rock above your head. Biggest Rock wins a hot stone massage.
New Contest this year.
"Rock City- Rock Holding and Roll Eating Contest"
Competators must hold a 25 lbs. stone above their head while a teammate hand feeds them standard size dinner rolls. A standard dinner roll is typically between 60g to 80g before baking. Winner is the competator with the most entire rolls eaten before dropping his/her rock. Partial eaten rolls will not be counted!
Condement Rules:
Encouraged- Butter
Allowed- Honey
Verboten- Jams and Jellies
"There will always be rocks in the road ahead of us. They will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how you use them."
White Socks, Red Necks and Blue Ribbon Cats
Does your cat have what it takes to win the Blue Ribbon? If you think so than enter them into "Aunt Sammy's Friendly Cat Show".
Cats will be judged on personality, beauty as it pertanes to cats, athleticism, intelligance, and anus.
"That's a blue ribbon cat alright"
Rock Dunk Tank
Just like a regular Dunk Tank but rocks will be used instead of balls.
Dunkees include: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Josh Lott, Blue Ribbon Cat (with owner), Hayes Hosler, and Andre 3000.
"People throw rocks at things that shine."
Josh Lott Wrestling
Enter at your own risk. Here is your opportunityto wrestle a real live Josh Lott. No holds barred, winner takes all battle till the count of 3 or Lott starts crying. Remember nobody puts Josh Lott in a corner. Winner recives the Minneapolis Rocks Championship belt and title of Champion of Minneapolis.
"If something stands between you and your success - move it. Never be denied."
Hot Air Ballon Petting Zoo
Have you ever wanted to fly through the air while simaltaniusly petting a goat. Hot Air Petting Zoo.
FYI:For safety reasons the animals are no longer allowed to pilot the aircraft
"A foolish dog barks at a flying bird"
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FYI: There will be a minimal fee for bathroom access.
Through our new "Plant a Tree, Save a Bee, Take a Pee" intiative we will raise money to support tree and bee foundations. Most of the small fee of $20 will be donated to the -the bee conservancy and -american tree foundation .Thank you for your understanding
"You make each day a special day. You know how, by just your being you."
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